*NOTE: These promos are outtakes and not actually footage seen in the movie. The footage was not used because it either didn't fit with the flow of the story or was too distracting. Some of these segments were cut because they are humorous and the scene they were to be in was not... so be fore warned that the movie itself is more satire and less slapstick like some of these promos!

Invite Promo
60 seconds

Windows Media Player ( 4.5 megs )

Quicktime (7.1 megs )

(note: no grinders or cigars are actually used in the movie.)

Rookie Promo
60 seconds

Windows Media Player ( 8.5 megs )

Quicktime (13.7 megs )

(note: no firearms are displayed or discharged in the movie, nor product destroyed. )


Talkshow Spoof Promo
Featuring Rhonda Anderson, co-founder of Creative Memories
2:30 ( 2 minutes, 30 seconds )

Windows Media Player ( 13.1 megs )

Quicktime (15.4 megs )


Burner Promo
OK, OK... yes, this one actually IS in the movie.

65 seconds

Windows Media Player ( 8.1 megs )

Quicktime (16.8 megs )


Fox 9 News
Part of M.A. Rosko's great segments!
www.myfoxtwincities.com
2:36 ( 2 minutes, 36 seconds )

Windows Media Player ( 16 megs )

Quicktime (46 megs )


The "Good Morning" Show
New Zealand ( National Broadcast )
click here for Good Morning website
10:09 ( 10 minutes, 9 seconds )

Windows Media Player ( 25.8 megs )